when he buys you the coat u wanted
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.
"no you’re not gay enough to be gay"
think of all the sex you could be having with this couch
and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix
saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point
congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation
Brilliantly Honest Slogans about Major Brands by Clif Dickens
The Netflix one, though.
The axe one though…
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
I think I’m in love with her.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters