idk how there are ppl who think wolverine has been alive for like two hundred years and never once sucked a dick
He’s the best at what he does.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos
The absence of women in history is man made.
this is important, but also: it had 6664 notes.
liked and reblogged. my calling is complete
Haven’t done any fan art in ages. But after I saw Chris Samnee’s redesign of Cyclops, I had to just take a breather from work and draw that. Cyclops has had so many awful costumes, but this would just be awesome.
Chis Samnee’s original version can be seen here http://chrissamnee.tumblr.com/post/70296347108/took-a-stab-at-a-scott-jean-redesign-why.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
yo yo yo let it go
as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
Marvel Super Heroes